Attack of the Tail

Hello dear human beings! It's been a while but for good reason! Mummy and us moved to a new box! a lighter and more bigger box this time! But she wasn't able to post new entries because of the inability to go to a place called 'online'. I don't quite know what this means, but I knew that I wasn't able to talk to my human friends! 
Of course I've the mischievous self, no question about it! Because of the new floor, me and my sis can slide like being on ice skates! You should the mousies flyyyy!! I really love this new house, and I of course especially love this new floor! We don't have photos of that yet, but mummy still has some photos of our old box! This was when I was being mischievous again hihihi

 See that look on my face? I doesn't get any worse than that. This face screams 'naughty cat' On a minute you'll find out what I'm staring at :P

I am pretending not to be a mischievous monkey. But I guess nobody falls for that any more. Poppy is just happily chilling next to me. Not long now! 

My ultimate Kitty Death Stare has arrived! Beware! I know Poppy won't like it! Seconds before an attack is executed.

  

 The dislikement of the Pop is obvious! have at you! she squealed at me!

 And what do I think? I think I'm innocent of course! :)

Oops!

I never thought something like this would happen to me; but never underestimate the nature of male bunnies haha Benjamin forced his way out of his play pen to get to Bella, and you can imagine what happened next. I wasn't to happy at first, but then the baby fever got to me!
Last Sunday Bella gave birth to six babies! Not until a few days before Bella went into labour, could I tell that she was pregnant. I could tell that her nipples were a bit swollen. That particular Sunday morning I wasn't even at home, but getting my new rattie cage that I bought on the internet. When I returned I could see that she plucked out all of her fur, and I thought to myself that she was already getting herself prepared. But then, to my horror, I recognised the outlines of baby bunnies! Then another shock came as I didn't see any movements. I didn't want to touch the babies so I just stood there watching until they moved...and fortunately they did!   Unfortunately one baby died after just two or three days

Below are some photos of the second day

This is the litter on the second day!

 Click "read more" for more photos!

Explosion Kitty on a diet

I'm sure none of you missed it; Christmas happened. Again. I have never been a fan of Christmas . It's supposed to be fun, with good food and spending time with your family. In reality there is a constant tension, you have to cook your own food (like you always do) and it doesn't taste any better than normal either, and it's just a total bore. A more troublesome aspect of the whole thing: I don't get to spend any time with the girls. I miss them terribly after two days. Plus I had a tough decision to make; either I take the girls with me and they get to spend the two days in an awfully cold, strange house without any attention (my parents have two non-cat friendly dogs), or I leave them at home, where they feel comfortable and without any attention. I chose the second option. It's usually no problem whatsoever to leave them at home for two days (kitties are awesome like that) but since Poppy is on a diet, they are being restricted on their kitty food. Poppy is having a really really REALLY hard time, and I thought she would have, because even as a kitten eating only two portions a day wasn't really her thing. She lost so much weight that eventually we stopped giving them their food twice a day and returned to leaving the food bowl filled during the day. So I knew this diet would work. She did lose some pounds and she seems more healthy and bendy now, capable of cleaning herself properly again. But the following problem arose; because I wasn't there to feed them twice a day, I had to give them a whole bowl of food in advance. Poppy gets 10 gram in the morning and 10 in the evening. Pitts gets 15 in the morning and 15 in the evening. So that's a 20+30= 50 grams of food a day (25 morning and 25 evening) (awww they're so tiny! They don't even always finish all of their food!! ) I gave them a whopping 150 grams (to be sure) and it was supposed to last for 4 feedings. FOUR! However, I returned on Monday night before the fourth time. When I came home....they had eaten it ALL!!! So instead of 75 grams...they ate 150!!! I wondered if Poppy (I'm sure she was that little food binger ) wouldn't burst...but as of today she hasn't...Moreover, when I got home, she acted as if she starving!! I grabbed their treats to show my sisters all the awesome tricks they have learned, and Poppy went frantic. Circling, twirling, crying and standing on two legs! I reckon the time that Poppy will take off like a balloon will still come! And now mummy has to do some electronic food dispender shopping :r

I am the cutest!

 Hello silly humans!! Eventhough mom wasn't blogging so much, that does not mean she does not love mcy sistah 'n me. She still made those films where it shows my cuteness (my sister's as well of cours) she tried to ecsplain to me how to put these videos (where I'm showing my cuteness) onto this blog. If I fail, don't blame me, I'm just a kitty!!

 

 The first video is mainly about meee! But you can also see my sister being mischievous and fluffly something Bella.
the second video is ONLY about meeee
And the third video is about my sister playing with het toys

Mousie deterioration! Part 2

Like in every bad horror film, there has to be a part 2! In this part it's actually showed how I work. For this job you have to be a silent killer. Obviously that's a job that can only be done by kitties!  We kitties usually work alone and at night, so we don't get disturbed. Then, peek around the table and spot your victim. Wag your tail to show your victim that you feel no fear or hesitation. Determine attack range, because you don't want to fail, now do you?  Then with your lightning fast kitty speed, attack your victim. HAAAIJAAAHHHHH! Bite and shake!  Remove all excess woolieness from your mouth because that's just not edible The best thing has yet to come! Be proud of your prey, parade with it and then finally show it to your mom! She will be pleased, because she hates those woolie pests as well. Promised. 
Your brothers and sisters will naturally be very very jealous of you and can you blame them? This is actually how you free the world of the Woolie Mousie   
But I have to warn you. There's a possibility that other furry and woolie things around you may get anxious or scared when you're marauding. I don't know why they feel that they're similar to the Woolie Mousie. These furries, however, are no threat and you can leave them in peace. I somehow sense that mom likes the furries and other woolies to be around. Something I do not comprehend. I don't try to and despite the fact that I profoundly love my mom, she can be a tad peculiar sometimes. It has its charme, though. 

 

Mousie deterioration!

Because I'm baaaad, I'm baaaaadd! Yes, that's what I am! Usually I'm such a placid girl, but when it comes to mousies! HA, that's a whole different story  When I'm done with a mousie it's a definite bye bye, because there will be nothing left. Perhaps a nose or a piece of its ting-a-ling tail. Do I feel sowwy for those mousies? No, not at all! I'm a kitty and woolie mousies need to be banished! 
 
What you're about to see it pretty rare! This next piece of amazing Potoshop (? is it spelled like this?) was made by my mom. It shows the extinction of mousies! yay! 

The Window Kitty

After I was so cute again yesterday, I decided to turn things around again! The day started like any other day in the weekend: cuddling with mom in bed and getting up really reallt late! That's exactly how we, kitties, ROLL! The weather was sooo nice today and I naturally felt like going outside and chase imaginary things! So, after we spent almost the entire day (exaggeration) in bed, mom got up. She never likes to get up, so I try to be cute and stall her, haha! You'd be amased at how great I am at that! At every single movement she makes I cuddle next to her (or on top, working my weight) and start purring. It only seems to be working in the weekends, though; never thought of it like that. We're mistreated anyways, because when mom gets up on days that are not in the weekend, she always has to hurry and leaves the house soon after, not returning home after HOURS and HOURS. I feel so neglected when she treats me like that? Why does she even have to leave and can't she stay with us and cuddle? I know that she's aware of the fact that I crave her cuddles and kisses. That does make me sad sometimes, but that wasn't at all what I was trying to say! Because today was a happy day and we cuddled with mom a lot today. When it's 'one of those special days' mom often opens the bedroom window to get some fresh air into the room. This is when I come in! It seems like mom doesn't like it when I'm doing my stuff, because lately she is trying to barricade the window. I think it has something to do with me and my sister falling out of the window last summer. Pitts even took a stroll in the garden when mom wasn't at home and I think it kinda shocked mom. But we're sensible kitties! We can take care of ourselves...I think... So now she's putting all kinds of strange pots and cans in front of the window, preventing us from falling out of the window. (Don't ask me why we fall down in the first place...don't even go there). But thinking about, I kinda know where's she coming from and why she's worried. I know she loves us dearly and bla bla bla. I know it all, but that doesn't make it right! So, I planned a counter-attack! Three times in a row I kicked all the cans to the ground, unscrewing their lids. Weird plant-like things (dried herbs for Fuzzies) scattered all over the floor EQUALS angry mom! I wouldn't change a thing to my plan when I get the chance next time...:P

The Smugly Kitten

(Poppy says:)

Here I am again and don't you sigh, because I know you all love me! I just had to let you know that recently, just now, I found out how obnoxious I actually am. *smirk* You all know that my days consists of irritating mom. After she gets angry with me I always cuddle up to her, to show her how extra sweet I can be. But I never noticed how extremely cruel I am to my poor sister. *bigger smirk* I push her off the best spots, I attack her from behind, I steal her away from mom and I don't want her to have fun. When she's playing on her own with one of the toys, I go into Stealth-mode, teehee and then...a huge leap into the air. RIGHT on top of her! You should see her in shock! It's hilarious! Afterwards of course, mom is angry with me and I look at her with my precious blue eyes and she forgives me IMMEDIATELY. See, who's your sensei now?! Learn from the wise and clever kitty!
If you insist in wanting to know what I did today. NOTHING. Like cat's life should be *biggest smirk* I can't remember but I probably stole my sister's favourite spot a few times. Big deal. Her favourite, actually, is on top of a phone book that lays on the heating. Hotness Galore!! So, I decided this spot belongs to meee. As for all your base--> belongs to me as well. Yes, I like to dwell on the internet as well >:/ Who's says kittens can't? Maybe your stupid cat can't, but I DO!
(Right now I'm staring at mom, like I did last night, gnagnagna)


<-- Look at me being in über Stealth-mode \^>^/ If I could do an emoticon that expresses my über-ness, I definitely would...

Oh yes, my day...I guess being naughty and doing all kinds of things I'm not allowed to do should be included. I do have a new hobby, though. It's kinda a new way to act out my stealth moves. I create caves and tunnels in my mom's bedsheets. I keep as quiet as I can so no one will notice me and it WORKS!