From the old Box: Tootsies!!

Every one knows the pure magic of kitty footies, tootsies, or whatever humans call them. We just find them very useful, making it able for us to stalk our prey, steal your food or smother you in your sleep. They also help us our perfectly-build cat bodies. (find prove for this somewhere in this post) But I don't get why people like to pinch our soft cloud-like footies. They are the original Nike Air Max, why don't you go poke those?! Anyways, we don't mind if Mummy pokes our tootsies because 1) we simply don't care 2) all kinds of positive attention is desired and 3) Mum loves our tootsies :D 

My tootsies are the first to worship. See their chocolate-chip cookie colour perfection? A very important aspect of my tootsies is that they make any ugly apparatus desirable! See that ugly black thing that makes sparks? With a magical movement I turn it into something fashionable. For humans with eagle vision, spot the perfect manicured nails! Next up is my sister!!

 I have so-called stretchy tootsies! Without being aware of this, they swerve all over the place. Guess I have tootsies that need a lot of fresh air...FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMM!! *no they're not Scottish* Could also be that my footies store extra heat. I like to be comfortable, so I'm also on top of the heat box. In the new house the heat box is seldom on, but Mummy gave us a new warm cuddle blanky! And it fuchsia pink :p (right now I'm purring really loudly so Mummy will give me attention! I like that even more than blankies or heat boxes! I love it when she scratches my chin...hihi that tickles :)


Anyway, get to the point. My sis has really lovely dark chocolate kitty cuddlies!

See how useful they can be? They help us clean ourselves! (as my sister demonstrates her!)

 She also like to demonstrate how wonderfully flexible they are!

Flash that sexy belly!

 

Please don't see me as an ungrateful kitty because I is not! I is reelly a vewy sweet-natured little white polar bear kitty (because I is all cute and fluffy and white as a polar bear, but not as vicious) and I reely enjoys the littel things in life! I reely reely love my kitty food and mommy is the bestest! I love her lots and she is my ultimate number 1! *food being a mega number 2* slapping my sister with a paw on her head and sleeping would be a number 3, me thinks! :o

My sister tolds me that lots of kitties don't like showing their pritty bellies because it makes them feel vulnerable; but I do! I show it whenever I can *but it's sometimes hard with that squishy chubby belly of mine* Mommy is always laughing at me when I is turning into all kinds of strange positions to get her attention *and it works!* getting my chubby belly scratched is awesome! Then I'm the loudest purrrring kitty alive!

I think this picture makes me look fat! Do not like :c but mommy says I look very cute in this...is it true??? :$ I do think my pawsies look cute! mommy says I don't want to get any chubbier, otherwise I won't fit on her lap anymore :c So now I'm on a new diet, because not being able to cuddle with mommy. me and my sister now each get our own plate with kitty scrunchies. Also because my sister is getting thinner and thinner, so mommy thinks I'm stealing her food. But I cant help it; my tummy is always rumbling!

 More photos of me!

A close-up of the weird faces I is doing

I do a lot of napping on mommy's lap as well :D

Mèèèhh, just waking up

some happy tootsies! <3