I'm too fat?

(poppy says:)

Today was an exciting day for me!
I finally went to the doctor's. I wasn't too happy about it, although I didn't know what was
going on untill we reach the doctor's office.
Strange thing was: I was all by myself. For some reason my sister wasn't with me. Now there was no one to bother me when cramped together in our travelling basket. No one to meow loudly into my ear, no one to chew the tips of my ear. I didn't like the change at all and I started complaining as soon as I was put into the car. Besides, it was freezing outside! I'm never allowed to go outside and when I go outside it's freezing and I'm in a travelling basket. Where's the fairness in that?
So, me complaining, mom telling me everything will be allright and that we would soon arrive. Who told you I wanted to arrive there??!!
It seemed kinda slipperly outside, because when we arrived (apparently) mom shook me back and forth trying to balance herself. Must admit, I got kinda nauseous....
Inside the building is where hell started. Seriously. A room full of loud, smelly, four legged creatures. One with an unbearable highpitched voice!
I had no clue why we were just sitting there. Mom kept looking and poking fingers at me. Strange people are strange.
Finally, it was our turn, although I had no clue what to expect. Somehow I know I've been there before, but I couldn't recall. Strange how my memory works or how it doesn't work.
Then mom just put me on the floor facing a wall. I couldn't see a thing, but I thought it would be best just to be quiet.
After 10 or 15 minutes it was my turn. Not sure if I'm supposed to be enthusiastic about it.
I made the decision pretty quick that this would not be any fun and so I refused to come out of my basket. High Five for me! Yeah!
Unfortunately the vet was a strong lady and just pulled me out X_X and they started examing me. Pinching really hard into my soft Meezer belly! What kind of person would do a thing like that. Even worse: mom held me tight, approving all of this! I was wiggling and disliking it and no one cared T^T I could feel the whole of my poor belly going from left to right, up and down.
After a few minutes of tormenting me, they seemed satisfied.
I started realising how interesting this place actually was. I wanted to go...Exploring!! That's what I'm supposed to do! Maybe if I start purring, they think I'm a good kitty and they will let go of me....no? no good? no purring then ^^ Back into my basket? Already? awrite...
Back into the car, I could hear my mom talking about my beautifully shaped meezer body the whole time. What's wrong with it? I'm too fat? Nonsense!! I can ensure you that some extra Meezerflesh is hot this winter!
Well, I can't be bothered. As I'm typing, I'm chillin' here with my sister (that didn't seem to miss me very much while I was absent). Chillin', Chillin'