The Smugly Kitten

(Poppy says:)

Here I am again and don't you sigh, because I know you all love me! I just had to let you know that recently, just now, I found out how obnoxious I actually am. *smirk* You all know that my days consists of irritating mom. After she gets angry with me I always cuddle up to her, to show her how extra sweet I can be. But I never noticed how extremely cruel I am to my poor sister. *bigger smirk* I push her off the best spots, I attack her from behind, I steal her away from mom and I don't want her to have fun. When she's playing on her own with one of the toys, I go into Stealth-mode, teehee and then...a huge leap into the air. RIGHT on top of her! You should see her in shock! It's hilarious! Afterwards of course, mom is angry with me and I look at her with my precious blue eyes and she forgives me IMMEDIATELY. See, who's your sensei now?! Learn from the wise and clever kitty!
If you insist in wanting to know what I did today. NOTHING. Like cat's life should be *biggest smirk* I can't remember but I probably stole my sister's favourite spot a few times. Big deal. Her favourite, actually, is on top of a phone book that lays on the heating. Hotness Galore!! So, I decided this spot belongs to meee. As for all your base--> belongs to me as well. Yes, I like to dwell on the internet as well >:/ Who's says kittens can't? Maybe your stupid cat can't, but I DO!
(Right now I'm staring at mom, like I did last night, gnagnagna)


<-- Look at me being in über Stealth-mode \^>^/ If I could do an emoticon that expresses my über-ness, I definitely would...

Oh yes, my day...I guess being naughty and doing all kinds of things I'm not allowed to do should be included. I do have a new hobby, though. It's kinda a new way to act out my stealth moves. I create caves and tunnels in my mom's bedsheets. I keep as quiet as I can so no one will notice me and it WORKS!