The weirdness that is called male fancy rats

Fancy rats. People love and own them for all kinds of reasons! But you probably never thought you would love them for their silliness. They have humour, I swear!
So, mummy needs to clean the cage and my well-behaved lazy rattie men are allowed to roam my bed. Sounds decent right? No, what do my rattie men want? To stack together, utterly uncomfortable, on top of their cage...

especially pay attention to all the dangling manly bits